I'm really fond of G2 Gel pens. I have hundreds, that's not an exaggeration. I have a skateboard I hardly use, but I'll tell you I skate to sound interesting. Truth is, I skated up until two years ago. My love of sports is fickle, but my hatred of the New York Yankees is undying. I'm a Disney Movie Club subscriber because Disney bought Marvel and Lucasfilm. If I like an album, I've already purchased a vinyl copy. I love Kanye West's music more than I love most human children. I own his entire discography. My favorite color is orange, like my soul.
Man Dies Swimming to Boat on Columbia River
A man has died while trying to swim to his boat which had floated away from Indian Island. He had been hunting with his partner when they realized the boat had floated away.
Umatilla Man Hit by Car, Flown to Kadlec
Pedestrians: don't jay-walk! Drivers: watch out for jay-walkers!
SWAT Called After Man Tries to Set Neighbor’s Door on Fire
Kennewick's K-9 officer had a busy day. Before hunting down a truck thief, Axel assisted SWAT!
Truck Thief Resists Taser, Burglarizes Home & Changes Clothes!
Kennewick Police had an interesting afternoon to say the least.
Got a Black Cat? Read This Before Halloween!
If you have a black cat, you should consider leaving them in the house this Friday the 13th and Halloween.
Pasco PD Now Selling Pink Pins, Too!
Follow Pasco Police on Facebook to see where they're having sales!
Find This Felon for KPD!
This guy's got a long distinguished list of felonies and other charges. Kennewick Police would love to have a talk with him.
Hanford Grad Now a Sea Gal Rookie Cheerleader!
Next time your kid invites you to attend the homecoming pep rally, you should check it out! You never know which dancers/cheerleaders may go pro!
Wanted Felons Arrested at Hotel After Tip Call!
Note to the wanted: KPD WILL FIND YOU!
$2.5 Million Bail for Pasco Man Who “Attempted Suicide by Cop”
The Pasco man who shot at police officers in order to try to commit "suicide by cop" is being held on bail for $2.5 million.