Breathalyzer Officer Self-Tests, Fail Lights Flash, Is Fired Fast
Here's another case of irony looking you square in the eyes.
It's pretty straight forward but what struck me was how the officer didn't try to put off the test until he was in the clear. If you have been saucing, would you not be raging paranoid if you knew you had to do a blow-and-go? Or was it no big deal because he did it all the time?
Having to administer these tests as part of his job, he has to be aware to some degree how alcohol oxidizes in the body.
Either this is a pattern of behavior that ran uncorrected a number of times, or the officer is just not too smart.
Maybe a little of both?
He's got plenty of time now to get help if he wants it.