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Chuck Norris Wrote “Top Ten” List of Reasons Not to Re-Elect Obama

Don't re-elect Obama because Chuck Norris said so
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The six-time World Karate Champion and 8th degree Tae Kwon Do black belt is at it again!  This time using David Letterman’s “Top Ten” list to share his political views.

For a number of years now, Norris has become increasingly involved in politics and champions a number of conservative causes. Norris has worked on several national campaigns when he’s not busy making a few more movies (“Expendables 2″ comes out soon!) Recently he released his own Top Ten list: the Top Ten Reasons Not to Re-Elect Obama.

Once you are done reading that well-written article, enjoy a few of our favorite “Chuck-isms” below.

  • Why is there no life on Mars? Because Chuck Norris has already been there.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris never goes hunting — that implies the possibility of failure — he goes killing.
  • When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
  • Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King… and got one.
  • If Chuck Norris is late, then time better slow down.
  • Chuck Norris donates blood to the Red Cross… just never his own.
  • There are no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
  • Crop Circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the word corn needs to lie down.

 

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