Cops Seeking Hard Up Suspect in Adult Store Break In

Authorities are seeking the identity of this guy, who was captured on surveillance cameras breaking into the Castle Adult Megastore on Columbia Center Boulevard Wednesday.

Kennewick Police said on their Facebook page this man was seen entering the store just around midnight.  Officers who responded to the store alarm found the front door was smashed in, and glass everywhere.

Suspect photos were released, one of them appearing to show the suspect carrying some videos. No idea what the 'content' of the movies is, but if you're breaking into an adult novelty and movie store, you probably are in dire need of a relationship. Then again, breaking into such a store instead of visiting like a normal customer might indicate you're not ideal dating material.

Anyone with any information is asked to call Kennewick police at (509)-628-0333.

We're certainly NOT making light of the burglary, but we could almost hear the officers snickering from here, especially over the prospect of catching this guy and letting everyone know who he is!