Richland Thief ‘Flying Around Bases’ As He Flees Store With Booze

Perhaps we could critique his base running techniques.

Richland police are seeking this brash thief, who zipped out of the Albertson's store Friday evening.

According to store workers and security footage, he entered the store around 8:20pm, grabbed a bottle of alcohol, then turned into Bryce Harper, turned on the jets, and fled the store.

He's described as white, short, about 5' 10" and 160lbs. He was wearing a red "LA" hat (Dodgers) and a white button up baseball jersey with "93" on the back.

Anyone with any information is urged to call (509)-628-0333, non emergency dispatch. All leads are confidential. Some social media posters were saying they'd hoped he meet the same fate as Bryce Harper of the Nationals, who slipped on a wet base the other night and helicoptered through the air after hyper extending his knee. Below is video of how Harper hurt himself.