Forget all the jokes about happy endings; you'll remember this session for entirely different reasons!

The 'Tata' Massage Parlor in San Francisco is believed to be the first of its kind offering "face-slapping."

Yup, actually having your face slapped in a variety of areas and angles. Workers at the parlor say it stems from ancient Thai wisdom that is secretly passed down from generation to generation.

Before you start laughing, consider this: the force of the slap and the angle, say the workers, helps reduce wrinkles and optimizes the fat and muscles in the face. It "alerts" the body in ways it hasn't been before.

The parlor is licensed by the state to perform these slappings, and if that's not enough, early next year get ready for their next ancient Thai offering: butt punching to firm your rear. Wow.