15 Reasons You Should Never EVER Move To Washington

Bordering on isolationist, the longer Washingtonians live here the more it is understood that a certain level of unbridled enthusiasm for first time visitors MUST be tempered with realization that y'all ain't moving here. And here's 15 reasons why

I'm partial to 1; 3; 5; 10; 11; 15.

And good day.