15 Reasons You Should Never EVER Move To Washington

Bordering on isolationist, the longer Washingtonians live here the more it is understood that a certain level of unbridled enthusiasm for first time visitors MUST be tempered with realization that y'all ain't moving here. And here's 15 reasons why

Eight Killed, Many Missing After Major Washington State Mudslide

I'm partial to 1; 3; 5; 10; 11; 15.

And good day.