23 Top Signs You’re Old
You vowed to never become like your mom or dad, but let's face it -- you're there. How do I know? These 23 signs:
- 1
You went with children to see "Toy Story"
It's 20 years old this year - 2
You have to explain what "roll down the window" means
- 3
You get ticked about kids leaving the bathroom light on
- 4
You remember when Green Day was new
Nine Inch Nails and Green Day both released their first album more than 25 years ago - 5
You didn't pluck a gray hair because at least it was hair on your head
- 6
When you see a big-chested woman and you sympathize with her back pain
- 7
A kid asks you what a VHS tape is
- 8
Kids ask you what you did before cell phones and Internet
- 9
You're really excited about the kitchen gadget you got for Christmas
- 10
Pulling an "all nighter" with friends sounds like Hell
- 11
None of the people in line with you at Taco Bell remember the Taco Bell chihuahua
- 12
You asked for socks for Christmas
- 13
You know how to use the Dewey Decimal System
- 14
You don't recognize any of the artists during a music awards show
- 15
Foo Fighters -- the band that formed AFTER Nirvana -- is 20 years old
- 16
You're the age of the dad and uncles on "Full House"
- 17
I only relate with the bossy and strict parents on Nickelodeon and Disney shows
- 18
People who were born after I became an adult are now old enough to drive
- 19
I look forward to hanging out with my parents
- 20
You're relieved when it rains because you know the water levels in your community's reservoirs
- 21
The time span between the Berlin Wall falling and 9/11 is the same between 9/11 and today
- 22
Someone you knew as a baby has a baby
- 23
You remember when Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryan was drafted