Yesterday was the 97th annual Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest, held on the Fourth of July in Coney Island. Joey Chestnut managed to not only win the championship title for the seventh straight year, he also set a new world record by eating 69 hot dogs in just ten minutes.
Listeners filled in the blank to be entered to win Father's Day dinner for 10 at Fujiyamas:
Even though my dad made me _____________, I still think he deserves this dinner.
Brendan Knutzen was the randomly-chosen winner with his line "butcher my pet pig...