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Crash Kills Pant(s)less Detroit Driver, Was Watching Porn on Cellphone
Crash Kills Pant(s)less Detroit Driver, Was Watching Porn on Cellphone
Crash Kills Pant(s)less Detroit Driver, Was Watching Porn on Cellphone
The story occurred early Sunday morning, but was just now going viral Wednesday and Thursday. Michigan State Police report a 58-year-old unnamed motorist died after crashing his car on Interstate 75 near Detroit. He was reportedly watching porn on his cellphone and driving without pants! So, the argument becomes, is it pantless or pantsless?