I don't know about you but Friday after all the work is done is my favorite day of the week...Here are 10 clean jokes you can try out on your peeps this weekend!

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  • What breed of dog can do magic tricks?   Labracadabrador...
  • Why do cows wear bells?  Because their horns don't work!
  • What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?  gummy bear
  • Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?  Because he had no body to go with
  • Why couldn't the bike stand up?  Because it was too tired!
  • What's black & white and red all over?  A news paper
  • What did the magnet say to the other magnet?  I think I'm attracted to you!
  • Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because their really good at it
  • What did the buffalo tell his child when he dropped him off at school? Bison

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Stacker used data from the 2020 County Health Rankings to rank every state's average life expectancy from lowest to highest. The 2020 County Health Rankings values were calculated using mortality counts from the 2016-2018 National Center for Health Statistics. The U.S. Census 2019 American Community Survey and America's Health Rankings Senior Report 2019 data were also used to provide demographics on the senior population of each state and the state's rank on senior health care, respectively.

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