Armed Suspect With Bizarre Name Arrested at Kennewick Church

This story is strange on many accounts.

First, a man arrested by Kennewick police Tuesday afternoon at Kennewick Baptist Church on Albany Street was armed with a hatchet, and was found hiding under a carpet in the back of the building. Weird.

Second, his name. Jason Stoolfire was taken into custody when he refused to come out from behind an an air conditioning unit behind the building. Church workers called police when they saw him lurking about and acting strangely. He was hiding under a carpet remnant.

He was arrested on charges of criminal trespass, possession of a dangerous weapon and resisting arrest.

As for his last name, feel free to come up with your own equivalent ideas. We kind of liked Firefanny.