I'll just stagger away in my SUV--whoops! Cops! (Kennewick police)

When you're drunk, causing a disturbance, and then you decide to bail, probably not a good idea to drive.  Especially if mad people at the scene spill to the police.

Kennewick officers didn't have to go far to find Willy Wesson after he was allegedly part of a disturbance reported in the 3200 block West 9th Court.

Authorities got a description of Mr. Wesson after he'd driven away from the scene. He was quickly located and officers found him rather drunk behind the wheel. He can now sober up in jail.