Moses Lake Man on Xanax Is Worst Burglar Ever

TJ Harman of Moses Lake was sentenced Monday for burglarizing a neighbor's house. If there were a checklist of how to rob someone, I think he forgot every single one:

Focus (Mr. Harman admitted to being high on anti-anxiety medication Xanax)
Leave no trace (to be quieter he took off his shoes and left them in the garage)
Go where no one knows you (he robbed his own neighborhood)
Look for the valuables (the victim's husband found a pile of loot in the garage that included a broken saw and earbuds)
Wait until no one's home (he broke in a little after 5 p.m. when homeowners typically come home from work)
When the homeowner arrives get out (he hid under a desk)
Be inconspicuous (before breaking in he knocked on a few other doors asking if they'd seen his dog)