Porch Pirate “Cleans Up” by Stealing Box of Cleaning Supplies

Pasco Police and others had a chuckle about what was inside the box, but are still serious about catching this guy, because he's a Porch Pirate.

Pictures have been released of this younger, thin male, who was seen making off with a box from a home in the 6000 block of Road 76. The incident occurred around 1:15PM on February 24th.

Little did he know, say officers, that inside the box was a bunch of hard floor cleaner, and Nature's Miracle Laundry boost. Often, porch pirates take the gamble that whatever they steal might be worth some resellable value. In this case, probably not.

He's described as tall, wearing light sweats a dark blue or black hoodie, Addidas backpack and black mask. Anyone who may have information, or knows somebody who suddenly 'came into' a bunch of cleaning supplies, is urged to call (509)-628-0333. All leads can be confidential.

If he is caught it will be disappointing to him that a theft charge will be waiting for nabbing a box of items he couldn't get any value for.