"Get about as oiled as a diesel train." - Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting

Towne Crier was one of my favorite places to drink on the weekend when I lived in Richland. When you go to the Uptown, there's loads of potential for barhopping. It's so popular, they have independent food trucks out in the summer. I wonder if this guy was barhopping when he stabbed somebody. Officers say 28-year-old Kevin Angelo Orellana was in the smoking area outside when he and another man got into an altercation. That's when Orellana stabbed the victim. It was serious enough for the victim to go to the hospital, but he'll live.

Why can't we have more happy drunks in the world? I'll take some smelly guy yelling "I love you, man. No, I really love you." all night long over this.

Towne Crier upped their security in 2016 after a gun was shot in the parking lot. I wonder if they'll take a look at upping it more after this incident.

At least they took it outside.

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