How about the lady who got amped 'down' on painkillers, then went Black Friday shopping? She'd had her wisdom teeth pulled just prior, then went out. She ended up with clothes that didn't fit.
Or the shopper who was so frustrated and angry arguing over who got the last of a deeply discounted children's bike they grabbed it, jumped on, and rode OUT OF the store without paying...
You've binged on turkey, potatoes, and other Thanksgiving indulgences. You're all footballed out. You're ready for Black Friday shopping! But where do you go? Every place that's open will have crazy lines, a million people, and the parking will be a mess...
It turns out, we don't all have the same Christmas shopping habits. Some people hate premature shopping, let alone decorating. Others will shop throughout the entire year, and even "forget" to take down their Christmas lights from last year...