Man Arrested for Trying to Use Prosthetic Penis to Pass Urine Test
ST. CHARLES, Mo. (AP) — A man accused of using a prosthetic penis to try to pass a drug test has been arrested in eastern Missouri.
Authorities say 34-year-old Sydney Levin was submitting a urine sample last week as part of his probation when an officer allegedly spotted him using a prosthetic known as a Whizzinator. The prosthetic is advertised as a “discreet” device that includes synthetic “medical grade urine.”
KMOV-TV (http://bit.ly/11SXafU ) reports that Levin, of Lake St. Louis, was charged last week with possessing a forging instrument. He was arrested and released after posting $25,000 bond. He pleaded not guilty Monday.
Authorities say Levin’s probation required him to submit a urine sample as part of drug test. He was on probation for possession of a controlled substance and felony stealing.
After this arrest, we’re wondering which was the controlled substance, and who’s prosthetic did he make off with? And we love the legal language: “forging instrument!”