People You Would Definitely NOT Hire For Your Business

Just in time for your return to work Tuesday, we present a list of people that no matter what EOE says, you would NOT hire to work in your business.
Despite hiring laws, EOE, and other factors that make it practically impossible NOT to hire someone for a job (unless transitioning from fast food to NASA),  we present a list of people who would only qualify for a gig in a fun house, or haunted house.    When you see these folks, just remember--it's because of our free country that people are allowed to do this to themselves...oh-and one more warning.  Don't eat lunch before you see some of them.  Happy Viewing!  Click here for the slideshow courtesy of buzzfeed.com.