When you're trying to be 'freaky' on Valentines Day, don't do something that results in nine police cars showing up!

A 31-year-old Portland man and his girlfriend were arrested for disorderly conduct after police responded to reports of witnesses seeing a naked woman tied up with duct tape over her mouth in the back seat of a car.

Police tracked the car, driven by Nicholas Harbar, to his residence where they discovered 26-year-old Stephanie Pelzner in the back seat.

No fewer than nine police cars surrounded the home, thinking they were dealing with a kidnapping.  Neighbors, in a wonderful grasp of the obvious, said the two should have been more discreet with their escapade. Harbar and Pelzner declined to be interviewed by TV station KGW in Portland.

Could be they were tied up with other activities.

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