Dine-and-Dashers Steal Tips, Deal Fake Cash

It seems we've had a rash of people that like to dine and not pay.

But this latest case from Saturday is worse. These three J-Roc-looking fellas are alleged to have paid for their meals with phony money and snatched some cash from the tip jar on their way out. They then hopped into a white SUV, because of course they did.

Sounds like these two need to find a job. Preferably one that hires employees with convictions. Then, they can pay with real money instead of monopoly money. Have they tried calling the Salvation Army?