We still prefer the older, but much funnier, dummy package full of dog 'surprises' inside, perhaps spring loaded so they cover a porch pirate when they steal the box and open it.
There's literally several dozen people who didn't get their gifts for Christmas because of some porch pirates, but Richland police caught them, and their loot.
It's believed to be the biggest collection of stolen goods taken from porches, doorsteps and other drop offs in the Tri-Cities...