C'mon, it's good for a laugh! Before you gasp, read the list, and laugh along.  Courtesy of the website jokes2go.com, this will add a little levity to your Halloween Holiday (and for some of you, truth?)

TOP TEN REASONS WHY HALLOWEEN CANDY IS BETTER THAN SEX

  • You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
  • If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes, then go at it again.
  • The uglier you look, the easier it is to "get some."
  • You don't have to compliement the person who give you some.
  • It's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're somebody else, because...you are!
  • Forty years from you, you'll still enjoy candy.
  • If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
  • It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
  • Less guilt the morning after.
  • You can do the whole neighborhood!

Have a Happy Halloween, from Newstalk 870!