This was posted on the Hermiston Police Facebook page recently:

Pro Tip:

Don't store your keys and ID in the same pocket as your drugs. It decreases the odds of us believing they aren't your pants.

Lt Studebaker

I thought, oh man, they still say that? I used to laugh my butt off when I would see that kind of idiocy on COPS!

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