How about a Gouda Night's Sleep?
London has opened its first cheese-based hotel suite and cheese fiends are going absolutely crackers over its "homage to fromage", taking the theme to the extreme covering the suite from top to bottom in yellow decor, including a cheese bed, cheesy themed wallpaper and board games, artwork, cheese soap and a hotline to order dairy straight to your door.
Cafe Rouge
Cafe Rouge
Since I am so fondue of you, before I book a night in your grate suite, if I may, a few questions:
If indeed, sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to disa-brie?
Is the country's flag modified to represent the Union Pepper Jack?
Is the Primus album, "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" on repeat throughout the suite?
Is cheddar or feta better for a sweater?
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