My Dog Pooped on My Kitchen Table! [PHOTOS]

Has your dog ever hated you so much they broke the poop rules to send you a message? Well, what message is THIS supposed to send to me! 

I came home at lunch time to let my shepherd mix "Ellie" out to go potty. I thought my apartment had been broken into! My chair had been knocked down and there was a big pile of poop on my kitchen table!

I could not believe it! So sick! Who does that?!  Good thing dogs don't have an opposable thumb, or I would be locking the knife drawer...!