Top Ten Reasons Why Halloween Candy Is ‘Better’ Than Sex

C'mon, it's good for a laugh! Before you gasp, read the list, and laugh along.  Courtesy of the website jokes2go.com, this will add a little levity to your Halloween Holiday (and for some of you, truth?)

TOP TEN REASONS WHY HALLOWEEN CANDY IS BETTER THAN SEX

• You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
• If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes, then go at it again.
• The uglier you look, the easier it is to "get some."
• You don't have to compliement the person who give you some.
• It's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're somebody else, because...you are!
• Forty years from you, you'll still enjoy candy.
• If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
• It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
• Less guilt the morning after.
• You can do the whole neighborhood!

Have a Happy Halloween, from Newstalk 870!