Florida Man “Rides” Stuffed Toy Horse in Walmart, Arrested for Public Sex Act!
This guy will probably never get a job, at least not at the world's largest retailer! (Johnson from Brooksville Police booking photo)
A 19-year-old man was arrested and charged with lewd behavior after committing a sex act using a plush stuffed toy horse in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles from Tampa.
According to the website The Smoking Gun, Sean Johnson allegedly completed a sex act using the plush toy after he entered the store around 3pm Tuesday. The website said:
"According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras."
And yes, he achieved the "desired results" before leaving the store...yikes!
He fled the store before security workers could catch him, but was subsequently located and arrested by Brooksville police. In what could be called the understatement of the year, Johnson reportedly told police:
“I did unmentionables to a stuffed animal, (!) committed a “horrible act, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”
Understatement of the year #2 from the Smoking Gun story:
The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the reshelved stuffed animal was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale.